Halftime Just Got Real

Today I came up with a brilliant idea for how Obama can make amends to America for allowing Beyonce to lip-sync at his inauguration. I'm sure we can all agree it's the worst thing to happen since the bombing of Pearl Harbor or the time Justin Timberlake showed us Janet Jackson's nipple.

Fox News declared it "Totally worse than anything Hitler did, like, ever."

So, here's how Obama can fix this. Instead of Beyonce performing at the Super Bowl halftime show, Barry and Uncle Joe will perform and they will lip-sync to a Beyonce song.

There, that'll make it all better, baby dolls.

Here's the song:

And here are the moves:




You're welcome, America.