I think we can all agree there is really only one major question to be asked at the end of that book:
How long would you have to be locked in an attic with your brother before you would have sex with him?
For February, in honor of Valentine's Day (which I still officially hate), I've chosen The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough.
I think this is going to be a different read than it was when we were in middle school and getting all steamy at the idea of a hot priest. The ongoing Catholic Church scandal has ruined that whole thing. I can't imagine being attracted to a Catholic parishioner much less a priest.
But I've come up with something to help this aversion to power-abusing indoctrination and institutionalized evil!
Pictures of hot priests!
On the streets of Rome, you can purchase a hot priest calendar.
You can also find a "steamy" gay hot priest calendar!
"I will make you as firm as a rock, as hard as a diamond."
(Ezekiel 3:9)
Sacrilicious!
Or you can simply picture this guy. The Pope's personal secretary Georg Gänswein has been called the George Clooney of the Vatican.
"Go, call your husband, and come back."
(John 4:16)
"My mouth praises thee with joyful lips, when I think of thee upon my bed."
(Psalms 63:6)
"And thou shalt take this rod in thine hand, wherewith thou shalt do wonders."
(Exodus 4:17)
"Put your finger here and observe My hands. Reach out your hand and put it into My side."
(John 20:27)
Amen.
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