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Saturday, 30 June 2012

Public Service Announcement 2012

Posted on 14:42 by pollad
You only have six months left to make jokes about Mayans, their calendar, and the end of the world which they never really predicted.


Jessica Coen@jessicacoenFollow
Netflix, Instagram, Pinterest down. Exactly as the Mayans predicted.

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93.9 WKYS‏@939WKYS

RIP Dick Clark. The Mayans said the world was gonna end in 2012. Without Dick Clark we can't bring in 2013 on New Year's Eve.
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 Sarah EverardSarah Everard ‏@justaddmusicnz
watching a mayan 2012 doco on discovery. so Dick Clark died in the yr we're not meant 2 hav another NYE. #WellPlayedMayans
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Lindsey Bieda ‏@lindseybieda
OH: I think the instagram downage is what the mayan calendar predicted
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  • JJ ‏@Lipgloss_Nerd
    Stop worrying about the Mayan prediction and the world coming to a tragic end, just think about the awesome blooper footage.
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  • Jonathan MangumJonathan Mangum ‏@Mangum1
    Thousands of years ago, Mayan's asked their shaman 4 a 2012 prediction. The response: "The black guy from 24 is still doing insurance ads"
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  • SarcasmoSarcasmo ‏@Sarcasmo718
    Adele's pregnancy cravings will fulfill the Mayan prophecy.
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  • Jory JohnJory John ‏@joryjohn
    Spoiler alert: everybody on "Breaking Bad" dies at the end of theMayan Calendar.
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  • Jory JohnJory John ‏@joryjohn
    It's crazy to think that even Ryan Seacrest isn't immune to the perils of the Mayan calendar.
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  • Peter WaudPeter Waud ‏@frogcave
    I am hoping all the people I know, Join twitter, Cos, you know, it'll save sending Christmas cards.. Oh.. wait.. Mayan calendar.. Whooops..
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  • Rusty Redenbacher Rusty Redenbacher ‏@rustymk2
    *looks up Instagram crashing on Mayan Calendar* FACK. *Gathers blankets, goes to basement to sleep*
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  • Ruh Roh Raggy ‏@RupRohRaggy
    Okay just heard an ad for a dating site where you bid for the person you want to date. I think the Mayans are right good bye planet. WTF?
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    mk523 #LNYHBT ARMY ‏@uselephants
    Forget the Mayans prediction of the end of the world. If we goof up & let O in, that will be the end of the world! #TeaParty #Resist44
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    Danny Rasmussen ‏@dannyras
    BUMPER STICKER IN OC: if Obama is reelected, let's just hope theMayans were right. #mitt2012 #lamaniteprophecy
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    1hMatias Strozyk ‏@MaStrozyk
    First Paris Hilton as a DJ, then the Wideman deal, and now "Justin and Demi" trending worldwide. Gotta respect those Mayans. #2012
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