Tomorrow Is Officially My Favorite Day

Here's your daily reminder: One more day until Magic Mike opens. I'm pretty excited because not only is the movie full of eye candy but it's supposed to actually be a good movie! The reviews have been largely positive so far. Of course, the people writing the reviews might just be blinded by this:

And this:

Yesterday, on the fourth hour of Today during a discussion about the men of Magic Mike and dancing, Kathie Lee said, "Hoda loves fat men."

Hoda said, "Because they make me feel sexier. You know what I'm talking about."

I love Hoda. I want to hang out with her and drink and sing silly pop songs with her. And I actually do understand what she's talking about. Last spring I met this guy who I eventually went out with for much of the summer and, the first time I met him, I thought instantly, "Nope, too good looking." And I just dismissed the idea of him. I obviously have a prejudice I should work on.

Anyway, that's why I can't wait to see Magic Mike, but I truly want this guy to be my boyfriend:

Self-hatred is a real aphrodisiac.

I just bought four tickets to see my future imaginary boyfriend Louis CK in Athens, Ga. in November. I wonder which of my amazing friends will get to go with me. In the comments, tell me why I'm the most awesome person you know and you can be entered for a chance to win.

Important note: The maximum number of tickets I could buy is 4. Louis CK is selling tickets himself to avoid exorbitant service fees, etc. so the limit discourages scalping. So if you'd like to come along for what is sure to be a great weekend, consider hopping over to this Web site and buying your tickets now. Choose the LATE SHOW.

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