Why?
Because now I know that last year, you spent $310 million on Halloween costumes...
FOR.
YOUR.
PETS.
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| We're on a mission from God. |
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| I'm going to murder you in your sleep. I'm not even joking. |
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| I already peed on your new duvet cover. |
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| You should sleep with one eye open, my friend. |
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| "I am so fried." "Oh, shut up, Sonny." "Hey, what's your beef?" "Seriously, Sonny, I'll fuck you up." |
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| I live with total assholes. |
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| Awww, you say? You won't say that when you see what I threw up on the sofa. |
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| What are you trying to say, man? That I'm a wiener? |
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| I used the force to chew up her favorite pair of heels. |
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| If you take this off me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. |
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| You've dressed your chihuahua as a taco. Yeah, you're so hilarious. |
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"I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." - Avril Lavigne
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