Detective Elliot Stabler from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Does anyone even watch the show anymore now that Christopher Meloni is gone?
Stabler's presence isn't just important to network television. It has an impact on silly romantic comedies directed by Garry Marshall. Just look at Runaway Bride. There's no doubt that is a stupid movie with a ridiculous premise. You know why? Because who the hell would choose Richard Gere over Detective Stabler?
Julia Roberts is such a dumb ass.
Law enforcement is dirty work, people. So here's a picture of Christopher Meloni taking a shower.
Runners Up:
3. Vanilla Kitten and Chocolate Bunny from The Story of My Life: The New Mod Squad
5. And this guy...
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| Don't make me come over there and handcuff you. |
Stabler's presence isn't just important to network television. It has an impact on silly romantic comedies directed by Garry Marshall. Just look at Runaway Bride. There's no doubt that is a stupid movie with a ridiculous premise. You know why? Because who the hell would choose Richard Gere over Detective Stabler?
Julia Roberts is such a dumb ass.
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| Whatever, Richard. You can have her. She's a dumb ass. |
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| Gratuitous shower pic |
The truth is I never had a crush on Stabler only. It's Stabler and Benson together. I had a crush on both of them. I mean, what sort of crazy person wouldn't have a crush on Elliot and Olivia? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm quite certain there's a marathon on USA Network I should be watching.
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| "I'm picturing you naked." "It's OK. Everyone does." |
1. Gus and Shawn from Psych
2. Troy and Abed from Community
3. Vanilla Kitten and Chocolate Bunny from The Story of My Life: The New Mod Squad
4. Sawyer from Lost
5. And this guy...








