Me: "Can you pour me some more wine so I don't have to move the cat off my lap?'
Jacob: "I don't know how to pour wine."
Me: "Son, do you know how to pour milk?"
Jacob: "Yes."
"OK. Do it like that. But with wine."
Jacob is taking a Forensic Science class.
They're currently studying handwriting analysis. Jacob asked me to give him a handwriting sample. Here's a photo of what I wrote.
I hope he doesn't find out I'm a psychopath.
I told Jacob about my earlier post and Bad Boyfriend Jesus coming to claim his bride.
Jacob said, "That's right. Before you can enter heaven, Jesus must enter you."
Sacrilicious.
Monday 29 October 2012
Scenes from a Monday Night - Clap Your Hands Everybody
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